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I still don’t take meetings. I make tweetings. @clarocada

“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate” – Dave Barry

I don’t do meetings any more. I used to do a lot of meetings. But not any more.

The change from meeting to tweeting – where a series of brief exchanges (each a maximum of 140 characters) can make up the content – has been brought about by a variety of factors over the past 15 years or so – but here are the ten factors that I think are critical.

  1. IN GOOGLE TIME
    I no longer have a phone book, business directories or yellow pages. Those were essential when I started my first corporation in 1993. But now, I use Google. On my Nokia N86, as I move.  As a result, I have less patience for slow ways of doing things – I am impatient. I demand speed, efficiency, and immediate results.

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Cyber-Biographer makes it to Russia.

I am a ‘Keeber-biograph‘, meaning Cyber-Biographer. digital-biographer-russian
This is a term I came across when searching through Yandex, the Russian search engine that’s been in the news recently, and which is rightly proud of the fact that, thanks to them, Russia is one of only four countries where Google is not the significantly dominant search engine.

The term was coined in a blog by Maya Kim, in the context of an article by Steve Rubel entitled ‘Three Emerging Digital Careers to Watch‘ and I was interested to see that only one of the three terms Steve had used had been expanded and given further clarification using English terms in the context of a Russian blog.

Steve’s term of Super Cruncher was unchanged, and Chief Customer Experience Officer was simply translated into Russian as ‘Head of the Department of Quality Service for Clients’. But his term ‘Digital Storytellers’ was translated into Russian as ‘Cyber-Biographer’, and also expanded to include the English terms ‘digital storyteller, cyberspace concierge, blog butler, ghost blogger, digital biographer‘.

I recall the terms ‘Cyber Concierge’, ‘Blog Butler’ and ‘Ghost Blogger’ were used when BBC News 24 wrote about my work as a Digital Biographer over a year ago, but I was surprised, and quite delighted, to find this reference being made. (For those of you who may not be aware of the fact, I speak fairly good Russian and am also known as ‘The Digial Biographer‘.)

I like the term Digital Storyteller – it’s a good description of some elements of my work. But I still think that ‘biographer’ is closer to describing things accurately:

biography

noun ( pl. -phies)
an account of someone’s life written by someone else.
• writing of such a type as a branch of literature.
• a human life in its course : although their individual biographies are different, both are motivated by a similar ambition.

Listen to David Petherick on BBC Radio Wales

I was pleased to hear that my interview outlining my work as “The Digital Biographer” with Adam Walton of BBC Radio Wales broadcast on 12th August sounded good, was a good three minutes longer than expected, and was ‘top of the hour’ as the lead story.

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You can listen in online (I take up around the first 8 minutes) by clicking the arrow below.



I’d like to thank Broadcaster and Speaker Jeremy Nicholas for his first class advice on preparing for, and handling this radio interview.

David Petherick (Digital Biographer) interviewed on BBC Radio Wales

David Petherick is the Founder and CEO of Clarocada – but he’s also “The Digital Biographer” according to the BBC…

“I’ve no idea how the 25 minutes or so I spent talking with Adam Walton of BBC Radio Wales yesterday will sound when it’s edited down to perhaps 5, but we had a good old chat.” said David.

All of this follows on from the BBC article which appeared on 16th July “Meet the Digital Biographer, which detailed how David had been working for some months as the “ghost blogger” for Thomas Power, Chairman of business networking site Ecademy.

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“There were of course questions related to online identity and the corporate / personal persona. I had to clarify that I don’t handle email and messages or blog comments for my customers, but do write blog content. It’s a fascinating area, and Adam said he’d like more time to talk about this – one great question was — what do I do if my work for someone results in them being offered a column or guest blog? The answer… well, you’ll have to listen in.”

The programme goes out at 17:03, Sunday 12th August, repeated Wednesday, 15th August, and is online in the archive for a week from Sunday. You can listen in online at http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/radiowales/sites/mousemat/

David would like to thank several Ecademy Members for demonstrating social networking in action, by providing some great soundbites for him to consider on the morning prior to the interview here in the Blogs Section at Ecademy: Why has social networking become so important?.

Specifically, David’s thanks go to Dan Field, Samantha Cannell, Robert Greig, Mark Lee, Iain Wilson and Philip Calvert.

David Petherick’s Online Profile Masterclass: Barcelona, 12 February 2007

David Petherick, the Profile Makeover Expert, is offering a one-day Masterclass on how to edit, format and promote your business and personal brand through your online profile.

Thomas Power is Chairman of Ecademy, and Penny Power is its Founder. Together, they have perhaps the most-visited profiles online at Ecademy. However, both asked David Petherick to makeover and rewrite their profiles. Why was that?

The answer is that they were objective, and recognised that they were not the best person to author their profile. Being objective about what to include and how to structure your own profile is very difficult. Most people can not be objective when describing themselves – that’s why so many autobiographies are unreadable.

Your profile is your first and often your last chance to make an impression online. No matter how impressive your online contribution to discussions, groups, clubs, assisting and advising others – your profile is the touchstone and reference point. It’s a combination of a sales pitch, a personal presentation, a business card, a brochure, a personal statement, a list of recommendations, a mini web-site, and a wave from across the room.

It has a lot of work to do. Is your profile doing you proper justice?

Date: Monday 12th February 2007
Time: 10:00 – 16:30
Place: Barcelona, Catalonia
Fee: £97

MakeClick here to Reserve your Place at the Barcelona Profile Masterclass today!
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Barcelona in Space: Rocket Launch Live Online 10:25pm CET, Friday

Barcelona Televisió will broadcast La nit aeronàutica, live,
on Friday 8 December, (10.25 p.m.). The special programme is for the
launch of the space rocket Ariane 5, which has been baptised Ciutat de Barcelona.

The Barcelona television programme will follow the launch of the rocket
from the base at Kourou (French Guyana) and at CosmoCaixa, where the
event will be shown on giant screens.

Cristina Vicente, who will lead the programme through space from the
Barcelona Televisió studio, will establish links with Silvia Carbonell
(at CosmoCaixa) and with Vanessa Petit (at the Kourou base).

The objective of the rocket launch is to put two US communications
satellites into orbit. When the nosecone is opened, it will fall back
towards Earth, and will disintegrate when it enters into contact with
the atmosphere.

You can also watch the broadcast live on the Barcelona Televisió website within the section “Barcelona TV en directe”.

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Why not buy me a pint – virtually?

David Petherick of LCarocadaI’ve often been criticised for being far too generous with my time and advice, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. However, there are issues with paying for life’s little luxuries when you don’t really have a ‘proper’ job…

So now, I think I have the solution – when people want to say thanks for my help or advice, they can now buy me a pint, virtually…

Well, they can buy me a pint virtually, at www.buy-me-a-pint.com and they can also advertise the fact that they have bought me a pint, and link to their own web site… all automatically, as I patiently wait the 119.6 seconds required for the next pint of Guinness to be poured…

Pouring Pints by PayPal…
What www.buy-me-a-pint.com does is quite simple – it passes payments to PayPal for services and amounts which the site visitor can define, either by selecting a ‘drink’ to buy me, or ‘mixing their own’ and setting the price. And once the payment is cleared, they can elect to add their details and a link to the web site of their choice to my site as a sponsor, or as someone who’s bought a drink!

Sponsors are those who elect to set up monthly payments through PayPal in the same way, allowing them to sponsor me, or buy me a drink regularly – I like that idea, and can have my daily newspaper, or monthly magazines sponsored!

;-) And being a Scot – don’t think I haven’t thought of offering to set up the same service for you, so you can have drinks bought for you by your friends! It’ll cost from $197 for a software license and for a custom installation so people can buy you a pint! The systems is enabled for English, French, German and Portuguese as standard.

See www.build-me-a-bar.com

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